février 2012
ricott:
like
aw looks it’s like it’s smiling with such big cheeks
aw cute little
NO PLEASE GOD NO please oh my god i’[m going to cry bplase go away
oh my godo ahrherjerbhkt3
Anonyme a demandé : brosbutt i will spirit you away into my closet and you will make animal noises for me all day everyday baa
Anonyme a demandé : now make spider noises for me
snootymisscantaloupe a demandé : make a giraffe noise
hussiempreg:
theres a special place in hell for friends who fart while sitting on your lap.
Anonyme a demandé : oh precious baby goats are cute though (((:(:(::@:!!! baa
”your pee drippin wet i need all my nutrients”
”my dungeons got dungeons”
tyler the creator is a lyrical genius
Anonyme a demandé : make goat noises for me
badragon said: pink!
pukeprince:
lol thats what color dye i bought but the back is still kinda light green so idk if it would look awful if i dyed over it cuz im out of bleach sigh
yeah it might turn orange or something aha.
Anonyme a demandé : make bird noises for me
Anonyme a demandé : sticks a hacksaw in ur BUTT
Anonyme a demandé : sticks wasabi in your butthole and watches you fly out your window
unsexual:
mrsstamos:
giving up my virginity for lent
IVE SEEN THIS SO MUCH WHO THE HELL IS LENT
i sneezed on my hand then reached down to scratch my crotch
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
Lire la vidéodrowningg-lessonss:
unsexual:
what
omgomgogm why is this so funny
Anonyme a demandé : i ship snootymisscantaloupe and obama (;
turntechdjhead:
so i clicked on goggles which i havent done in a while and
oh
snootymisscantaloupe a demandé : what about ronald reagan/lincoln ;))
Anonyme a demandé : you were my brother brosbutt I LOVED YOU
hussiempreg:
helldate:
So one time I went out with this guy from school, and we headed back to his place, and he was leading me up to his room and when we got in his room we started undressing and when he pushed me on his bed I was staring up at his roof and it was plastered with photos of Oprah…
ngl i have a hetero crush on megan fox
if i had to sleep with a woman id sleep with megan fox shes pretty
and kinda looks like a man
(:
Anonyme a demandé : how about hitler stalin?
snootymisscantaloupe a demandé : omg do u ship jefferson/hamilton
Anonyme a demandé : do you ship john adams and thomas jefferson? i think it's really hot. you could join in with your tentacle alien cephalapod body (: !!1
nukes4u:
pamsexual
im so tired of getting out of bed.
i am proud of the 3 and a half armpit hairs i own
basstrip:
nizzop:
kahunapuma:
do guys shave their armpits
sometimes
i alternate armpits
if i grew more then 3 armpit hairs…..
misha-sparkle:
so was plank carved from the tree that was used to trap the devil or what
people who would date me
apparently not attractive girls
Anonyme a demandé : no but really i would date you but you wouldn't like me because i'm the opposite of all the stuff on your list so ollies outie
feralreckoning:
why do goth kids dance like total dolts fucking hell its like when they in them clubs and they swing those fucking glow in the dark batons around shit man who invited techno bruce lee
Anonyme a demandé : i'd be your boyfriend if i had a tentacle dick, didn't read homestuck, was good looking, and was older.